i’ve been planning winter shopping for 4 days and everything went to shit fuck you all, i am PISSED
me @ my bad eyebrow:i'm sick of carrying your lazy ass... your sister works tirelessly to support this family and u think you can just keep cruising through life....get a real job....there is no 'I' in 'eyebrows'...except phonetically
my whole life is the one episode of Friends where Ross drinks all those margaritas and keeps telling everyone that hes fine when he clearly isn’t fine
I had my first nightmare in months this morning - it hit me right where it fucking hurts too
people:so what do you want to be after college?
me:a sultry 1930s bar singer with a smoky voice, a troubled past, a dark secret, and a heart of gold, trying her luck in the big city